Shiloh Says... [Part 3]

* "Bena-drool? Like, does that help me stop drooling?"

S: "Would you like some privacy?
C: "Yes, please."
S: "OK. I'll come in too and shut the door and we can both have some privacy."

C: "Shiloh, we're not going to have that kind of attitude in this house."
S: "But only in Julianne's house."
C: "No, not there either."
S: "I'm supposed to keep it inside my body...?"
C: "Well, no... you should have a GOOD attitude inside your body... you're missing the point!!"

(Before bed)
S: "Hey Mom?"
C: "Yes Shiloh?"
(trying to procrastinate going to sleep)
S: "Ummm.... I just wanted to tell you I love your haircut."

C: "Shi, what do you think Daddy wants for Christmas?"
S: "A new, clean underwear."

C: "Well, babe, you may have given me your cold."
S: "No I didn't! I'm still sick so you don't have it."

(going out for dinner)
S: "Oh wait! I need to get a sucker to take. I wanna give it to the baker man."
C: "The baker man?"
S: "Yep. And he will suppreciate it. And I will say, 'You're welcome, my baker.'"

* "Mom! Mom!! My poo is like METEORS!!!"

(after reading about David and Goliath)
C: "So David fought for God's army, and Goliath was from the... ?"
S: "I don't know."
C: "The Phil-..."
S: "The PHIL-GRIMS!!!"

(pointing at computer screen but nothing in particular)
S: "Oh!"
C: "What?"
S: "Oh! Oh!"
C: "Oh what?"
S: "OH! OH!"
C: "What are you saying "Oh!" about?"
(pointing becomes more excited)
S: "OH! OHHH! OHHHHHHHHHH!"
C: "OH WHAT???????"
S: "Just oh."

* (singing) "Jingle bells... and cockle shells... and pretty maids all in a row!"

* (specifying Daddy instead of Mommy)"I want someone... who is a BOY... to hold me."

* "Look at my poop! It's the biggest poop in the biiiiiiig, wide world. It's a surprise for God, too. I'm gonna pray that to Him. (bows head) 'Dear God, I've got a surprise for you. It's my biggest poo in the whole, wide world. Amen."

* "You know what I'm gonna be when I grow up? A pirate."

* (laughs loudly and suddenly) "I think I have the burps!"

* "My fingers are all wrinkly. But we don't iron skin, do we?"

(sitting in front of window, looking out, for a long time)
C: "Whatcha doin, babe?"
S: "I'm just watching the beautiful day go by."

* (stirring up her "pie batter") "Now it's time for the spices... first we need pepper. It will be a little spicy. Next we need cinnamon. And now we need super power. That's my favorite spice I've never tried before."

(Shiloh rips up a napkin)
S: "Hey Mother, come see my good surprise! Do you like it?"
C: "What is it?"
S: "A mess."

* "Mommy, Caleb won't hold my hand. It's breaking my heart. Will you tell him he's breaking my heart?"

* "Did you know I have an awesome tongue that cleans my fingers all the way?" (licks fingers, then re-examines) "Well... maybe not all the way."

* "It seems I've spilled some of my soup. I'd better clean that up."

* (Eating marshmallows) "I know this is a little bit hard for you to understand, but... you just need to try." (Proceeds to stab a marshmallow on the end of her spoon and eat it)

(Bathtime)
C: "OK, it's time to start getting washed."
S: "But you see I'm having a little bit of fun here, don't you?"

* "Mom! MOM! I want to be a rockstar when I grow up!!"

* (Baking cake, not enough eggs) "Don't worry, Mom, don't worry. It's okay. We can just use that many. Big boys and girls ALWAYS keep their promises."

S: "My baby's name is Weariest. He's really weary.
C: "Do you know what weary means?"
S: "Yeah! It's when you do something really cool!"



* "Look! I drew a unicorn! See? He has a corn on his head."

* "I wonder why I'm always so trippin'."

* "Want to see if I wanna watch another show? Wanna see if that's why I'm so cranky? I might need to watch Shaun the Sheep."

* "I'm going to sing you a song. It's really churchy. Maybe I should sing it in church instead."

* (annoyed) "Moooooommmm, don't take a picture of me... I'm not doing anything funny!"

* "Mom, I love you... you just need to calm down."

S: "Mom, would you like some of my 'samwich'?"
C: "No thank you, sweetie. I'm going to make my own sandwich in just a minute."
S: "What about just some bread? That part is just the 'sam'."

S: "Did you know my horsey can make milk?"
C: "No, I didn't."
S: "Yep, she can. You just pull these things."
C: "What things?"
S: "These things right here, on her bottom." (simulates milking a cow)
C: "Oh. What are those things called?"
S: "They're called... they're just called, 'cow things'."

* (random and sing song-y) "The BEST way is the ESPRESS way!"

* "I'm like THIS big now. Pretty soon I may need to start working too. I'll have to come to work with you, Mom. You'll have to share one of your swimsuits with me."

* "I'm just a little kid! I can't keep up with my mind."

S: "Did you know Michael could be a Mike?"
C: "Yep."
S: "Did you know Daddy could be a Grandpa?"
C: "Well.. not for a looooooooong time, though."
S: (casually) "Yeah. Not for like a week or so."

(mumbling/talking/I don't know what she was saying)
S: something something "...jamboree."
C: "Jamboree?? Where did you hear about a jamboree?"
S: "I dunno."
C: "What is a jamboree?"
S: "Umm, well, it has a J on top, and some toilet paper, and you can eat it all together."

C: "Shi, how do you like your new shoes?"
S: "Ummm, well I like them, but they're kind of ridiculous."
C: (laughs out loud) "Really? Why?"
S: "I don't know."
C: "Well, what's ridiculous about them?:
S: "Well... look inside, see? It's so dark in there it's ridiculous!"

* "I can't do that right now because my hands don't want to."

C: "Shi, want to go for a walk?"
S: "Well, maybe not... I don't want to get too much exercise in me."

* (after she hurt her toe) "I can just walk only on my high heel."

* "Does Caleb crawl with this hand in a fistbump, or this one?"

* (Nick changing electrical outlet covers) "Daddy, did you get electrocuted yet? When are you gonna get electrocuted?"